Cheap Shots, Random Thoughts, and Bon Mots

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The GOP likes faux lesbians; real ones, not so much.
The GOP loves to debate abortion; birth control & sex education, not so much.
The GOP wants to Drill, Baby, Drill; an Obama who wants to, not so much.
The GOP likes the idea of a health care individual mandate; Obama health care individual mandate, not so much.

The Catholic Church likes mandated celibacy; consequences of same, not so much.
The Catholic Church likes pious nuns; pious nuns who speak out, not so much.
The Catholic Church likes choir boys; choir boys who speak out, not so much.
The Catholic Church likes press coverage; honest journalism, not so much.
The Catholic Church likes a leader whose word is final; taking responsibility for that word, not so much.