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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels**************************
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."**************************
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."**************************
On a Church's Bill board:
"7 days without God makes one weak."**************************
At a Tire Store
"Invite us to your next blowout."**************************
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."**************************
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."**************************
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."**************************
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."**************************
On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."**************************
On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"**************************
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."**************************
Outside a Car Exhaust Store:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."**************************
In a Vets waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"**************************
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."**************************
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."**************************
And don't forget the sign at a Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."**********************
Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises".